New product from KupiTech

Today we received this brochure from Japanese networking vendor, "KupiTech":

Serious 'Uncle' Content Server V2.0 by KupiTech is Introduction!

What is it, your best network? Happy network? Serious network? The outcome of your wish is impossible.

It is our introduce, Serious 'Uncle' Content Server V2.0. Simply because your uncle is honour only. We must honour Serious 'Uncle' Content Server V2.0 the same. My challenge is here, are you ready cowards!

It is your slow speed of multiple server and recognise, more to deliver. You are master of it. Unhappy content server! It is your dishonour over this, of not your fault.

But the hero is alive even still. Crying is such a thing of children. Get ready your Serious 'Uncle' Content Server V2.0 and much superior we may have.

Standard fitting to rack of 2RU and a network function of Gigabit-Ethernet. A happy it is to make ready. Easy configure it makes use with most Web browser. Your competitor are lost and still making time!

Serious 'Uncle' Content Server V2.0 is to be you, now. And what if considerable your budget wont allow. For $4995.00 USD a surprise is you! A fool may ride currently your donkey and this is a war!

'KupiTech' is ready an order if you should make. Be of hurry.

I'm not sure what the hell this is but there is no doubt that I'll be getting one!